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Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo mama`s so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes.

Yo mama is so old that she planted the first tree at Central Park.

Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.

Yo mama is so old that when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama`s lips are so big that Chapstick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama`s so bald that I can tell fortunes on her head.

Yo mama`s so bald that you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass.

Yo mama is so stupid that it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama is so old that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama is so old that she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

Yo mama is so stupid that she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, itís over for everybody.

Yo mama`s like a parking garage, three bucks and you`re in.

Yo mama is so stupid that she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather.

Yo mama is so stupid that she put a peephole in a glass door.

Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama is so ugly that she looks like she`s been in a dryer filled with rocks.

Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.