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Yo mama is so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so stupid that she was on the corner with a sign that said Will eat for food.

Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out.

Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.

Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

Yo mama is so fat that she doesnít eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift.

Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the aquarium to buy a Blu-Ray.

Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling Free Willy.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.

Yo mama is so stupid that she told everyone that she was illegitimate because she couldn`t read.

Yo mama is so stupid that if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you`d get change.

Yo mama`s so fat that she doesn`t get dreams, she gets movies!

Yo mama is so ugly that she looks like she`s been in a dryer filled with rocks.

Yo mama`s so bald that you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass.

Yo mama is so stupid that she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb.

Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.

Yo mama is like the sun, look at her too long and you`ll go blind.

Yo mama`s like a parking garage, three bucks and you`re in.