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Yo mama`s got a leather wig with suede sideburns.

Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama is so stupid that she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals.

You suck... yo mama does too, but she charges.

What`s the difference between yo mama and a 747? About 20 pounds.

Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama is so ugly that she`s never seen herself `cause the mirrors keep breaking.

Yo mama is so stupid that she wiped her ass before she took a shit.

Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn`t even come back.

Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks a stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.

Yo mama is so ugly that Santa pays an elf to drop off her gifts at Christmas.

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing We Are Family.

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so fat that eating contests have banned her because she is unfair competition.

Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.

Yo mama is so stupid that when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said Ok, but what`s the teams?

Yo mama`s so bald that when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.