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Yo mama is so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said Press any key to continue, she couldn`t find the `Any` key.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.

Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.

Yo mama`s so bald that when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she drove past area 51, she was thought to be extraterrestrial life. They took her away never to be seen again.

Yo mama is so stupid that she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesnít have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama`s breath smells so bad that when she yawns her teeth duck out of the way.

Yo mama is so stupid that she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.

Yo mama is so old that she has Adam & Eve`s autographs.

Yo mama`s got an eagle`s nest wig.

Yo mama is so stupid that she wouldn`t know up from down if she had three guesses.

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet donít get wet.

Yo mama`s so hunchbacked, she can stand on her feet and her head at the same time.

Yo mama is so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as her tanning bed.

Yo mama is so stupid, that she thought Moby Dick was a sexually transmitted disease.

Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket.

Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give directions!