Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a helicopter!
You`ll never be the man Yo mama was.
Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean...
Yo mama is so stupid that she put a peephole in a glass door.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw a Wrong Way sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades.
Yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!
Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo mama`s so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads lose some weight.
Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a bouncy castle.
Yo mama`s like a set of speakers - loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the Under 17 not admitted sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama`s got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying Caution! Wide Turn.