Yo mama is so old that when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama`s so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads lose some weight.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald`s, she drove through the window.
Yo mama is so fat that eating contests have banned her because she is unfair competition.
Yo mama is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
Yo mama`s twice the man you are.
Yo mama`s got more weave than a dog in traffic.
Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a bouncy castle.
Yo mama`s like school at 3 o`clock... children keep coming out and nobody can remember all the fathers.
Yo mama`s lips are so big that Chapstick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama`s like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.
Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
Yo mama is so fat that we`re in her right now!
Yo mama is so stupid that she picked up the phone and asked What button do I push?
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers wonít look at her.
Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!