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Yo mama is so ugly that people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don`t get stolen.

Yo mama is so ugly that she put the Boogie Man out of business!

Yo mama is so stupid that I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo mama is so ugly that her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama is so stupid that when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama`s so hunchbacked, she hits her head on speed bumps.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can`t count past nine.

Yo mama is so stupid that she picked up the phone and asked What button do I push?

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says okay!

Yo mama`s got no ears and was trying on sunglasses.

Yo mama is so stupid that when her husband lost his marbles she ran to the store and bought him new ones.

Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.

Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

Yo mama is so stupid that she locked her keys inside a motorcycle.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.

Yo mama is so stupid that she brought a cup to the movie Juice.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.