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Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guys word for it.

Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out.

Yo mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.

Yo mama is so stupid that that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

Yo mama is so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a helicopter!

Yo mama`s so bald that I can tell fortunes on her head.

Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.

Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!

Yo mama is so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama is so ugly that just after she was born, her mother said What a treasure! and her father said Yes, let`s go bury it.

Yo mama`s breath smells so bad that when she yawns her teeth duck out of the way.

Yo mama is so old that she knew Cap`n Crunch while he was still a private.

Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate is written in Roman numerals.

Yo mama is so stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said Cherry or Grape?