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Yo mama`s so stupid that when she broke her VCR, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.

Yo mama is so old that when God said Let there be light she was there to flick the switch.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes skydiving she doesn`t use a parachute to land, she uses a twin-engine plane!

Yo mama is like the sun, look at her too long and you`ll go blind.

Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

Yo mama`s like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.

Yo mama is so stupid that on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.

Yo mama is so stupid that she peals M&M`s to make chocolate chip cookies.

Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine.

Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama is so stupid that she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama`s like a tricycle, she`s easy to ride.

Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she starts eating.

Yo mama is so ugly that it looks like she`s been bobbing for french fries.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy’s word for it.

Yo mama is so stupid that she said what`s that letter after x and I said Y she said Cause I wanna know.

Yo mama`s hips are so big that people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a bouncy castle.

Yo mama is so old that she baby-sat for Jesus.