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Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!

Yo mama is so ugly that that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn`t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama is so ugly that it looks like someone did the stanky leg dance on her face.

Yo mama is so stupid that she peals M&M`s to make chocolate chip cookies.

Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn`t have to pay for her because we dressed her up as a Toyota.

Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers wonít look at her.

Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate is written in Roman numerals.

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so flat that she makes the walls jealous!

Yo mama is so fat that we`re in her right now!

Yo mama is so old that when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama is so fat that eating contests have banned her because she is unfair competition.

Yo mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.

Yo mama is so old that she owes Jesus a dollar

Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn`t even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!

Yo mama is so fat that she canít even fit into an AOL chat room.

Yo mama is so ugly that people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don`t get stolen.