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Yo mama is so fat that she`s got every caterer in the city on speed dial!

Yo mama is so stupid that she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads one at a time, please.

Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.

Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald`s, she drove through the window.

Yo mama is so stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said Cherry or Grape?

Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn`t have to pay for her because we dressed her up as a Toyota.

Yo mama is so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she took an IQ test, the results came out negative.

Yo mama`s so bald that you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass.

Yo mama is so bald that you can see what`s on her mind.

Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama`s like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country.

Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones.