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Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so stupid, that she thought Moby Dick was a sexually transmitted disease.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo mama is so fat that we`re in her right now!

Yo mama is so ugly that even Rice Krispies won`t talk to her!

Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.

Yo mama is cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama is so old that when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took 12 hours... to get a quote!

Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator.

Yo mama is like a telephone, anyone can pick her up.

Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama is so ugly that... well... look at you!

Yo mama is so stupid that she tries to insult you with yo mama jokes.

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals.

Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.