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Yo mama is so fat that she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama is so stupid that she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald`s and said Hold the cheese.

Yo mama is so ugly that just after she was born, her mother said What a treasure! and her father said Yes, let`s go bury it.

Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture.

Yo mama is so stupid that you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent.

Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry!

Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama is so old that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Rice Krispies won`t talk to her!

Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama`s been on welfare so long that her picture is on food stamps.

Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama`s got an eagle`s nest wig.

Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!

Yo mama is so fat that God couldn`t light the Earth until she moved!

Yo mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama`s so hunchbacked, she hits her head on speed bumps.