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If beauty were a grain of sand, you`d be a million beaches.

Hey, somebody farted. Let`s get out of here.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You`re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

If you were a laser, you`d be set on "stunning".

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I`d pour all my love onto you.

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Baby, you`re so sweet, you put Hershey`s outta business.

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

It`s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Ok, I`m here, what do you want for your next wish?

I`m looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Excuse me, I`d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

If God made anything more pretty, I`m sure he`d keep it for himself.