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Please don`t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you`d be guilty as charged!

It`s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

If beauty were time, you`d be an eternity.

If beauty were sunlight, you`d shine from a million light-years away.

I`m not really this tall....I`m standing on my wallet.

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

What`s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

If beauty were a grain of sand, you`d be a million beaches.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I`ll stop loving you.

Hey, somebody farted. Let`s get out of here.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Is your name Gillette? Because you`re the best a man can get

Coffee? Tea? Me?

I must be in heaven because I`m standing next to you!

You are so sweet...I`m getting a toothache just looking at you...