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You are so sweet...I`m getting a toothache just looking at you...

Baby did you fart, `cause you blow me away!

I must be in heaven because I`m standing next to you!

I`m looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

I think I must be dying because I`m looking at Heaven.

Ever since I met you, you`ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Hey, don`t frown - you`ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

If beauty were a grain of sand, you`d be a million beaches.

I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

When God made you, he was showing off.

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Coffee? Tea? Me?

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.