PickUps Share and View

Random PickUps

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there`s nothing else like you!

If beauty were sunlight, you`d shine from a million light-years away.

Ever since I met you, you`ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.

Hey, somebody farted. Let`s get out of here.

I`m not really this tall....I`m standing on my wallet.

I must be in heaven because I`m standing next to you!

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

I think I must be dying because I`m looking at Heaven.

There aren`t enough "O"`s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

Say, didn`t we go to different schools together?

What`s the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

Are you a tamale? `Cause you`re hot.