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Baby, if you were words on a page, you`d be what they call fine print

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I envy your lipstick.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Ok, I`m here, what do you want for your next wish?

Hey, somebody farted. Let`s get out of here.

Hello, I`m a thief, and I`m here to steal your heart.

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

It`s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

There aren`t enough "O"`s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Baby, you`re so sweet, you put Hershey`s outta business.

Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in my BMW