Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again The burglar stopped dead again He was frightenedFrantically, he looked all around In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?""Yes," said the parrotThe burglar breathed a sigh of relief and asked the parrot: "Whats your name?""Clarence," said the bird"Thats a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar "What idiot named you Clarence?"The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus"