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Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. "What'd Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?" asked Swint. "Pair of cufflinks," said Fess. "But I ain't got no use for them. I can't even find anyplace to get my wrists pierced."
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!
Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread. Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around.
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !
Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cologne ! Cologne who ? Cologne me names won't help !
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !