Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!

Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave

The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men. It wasn't until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant to eat her meals with them.

During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When I looked at the charge slip, I was furious. I called room service and raged, "I know I'm in a luxury hotel, but $11.50 for six crackers is ridiculous!" "The crackers are complimentary," the voice to the other end cooly explained. "I believe you are complaining about your room number."

Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!

Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)