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Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Let's get out of here!" said Sauer. "Go on, if'n you want to," said the other redneck. "But Ah'm stayin' for the whole movie!"
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt
Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !