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Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.
This old lady was complaining to her friend about a little problem she had with vaginal itch. Her friend suggested that maybe she had an STD. The old lady replied "that's impossible because I am a virgin". To solve the problem the old lady went to the doctor for check up. After the exam the doctor said: " I have good news and bad news, the good news is that you are clean of all STD'S. The bad news is that you have fruit flies because your cherry is rotten"
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !
In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.
His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!
Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !