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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!
What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense.
Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!
A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"
Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Blood ! Blood who ? Blood brothers !