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Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!
Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!
And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch." And Jesus said, "What?"