A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks"Were you talking to me"? The horse replies"Sure was, man I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow and I'm sick of it. Why don't you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me. I'll make you some money cause I can still run." The jogger thought to himself,"boy a talking horse" Dollar signs started appearing in his head. So he runs to the house and the old farmer is sitting on the porch. The jogger tells the farmer"Hey man I'll give you $5,000 for that old broken down nag you've got in the field". The farmer replies"Son you can't believe anything that horse says-He's never even been to Kentucky.

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !

Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !

A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.

believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.