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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !
Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.
Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. 'That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,' Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!'
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!