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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a hilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!
Teacher: I'd like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!
How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Knock Knock Who's there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?