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Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !
The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three,' said the doctor. 'What is the world record?'
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !
How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.
Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !