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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."
Knock Knock Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes !
Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !
Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !
What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''
What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.