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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bertha ! Bertha who ? Bertha-day greetings !
How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.
How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.
What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !
How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.