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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner, "and the bird will sing. But if you file it too much, the canary will die." Two weeks later Pearson ran into Calvin on the street and asked about his canary. "He died," said Calvin. "But I told you not to file the beak too much." "I didn't," explained Calvin, "but by the time I got him out of the vise, he was already dead."
What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !